Harry

I have dragons. I've kept them to myself because I wanted to make sure Alex wouldn't try to come in and name them or whatever. Honestly, he couldn't have named them better than me anyway. The purple one is named after him, and it's a girl. So, I was like, awesome, I'll mate it with the one named after me. I named the grey one after Sirius Black, but it's a girl so I named the blue one after Remus. Awesome, I could mate them.

Well. Alexandria is a frigid dragon ho who wouldn't put out any dragon babies. Siria, on the other hand, gave Remus an heir.

I'm mating Harry and Siria next time. Just sayin'.

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If any of the new eggs are girls I'm going to name them after Fred and Faith. Maybe one of them will give me dragon heirs since Alex is holding out. Hmmph.

The first time? I was nearly sixteen, and I'd kind of hero worshiped him for a couple of years. I was this scrawny kid out of my league in a boarding school of bigger, badder, and better guys. The term they use is 'fresh meat'. Indeed I was. He was on his way out when I was on my way in. A senior when I was this really naive kid. Alex looked out for me when most people just wanted to take advantage of me. He helped me pass my classes. He took care of me when there wasn't anything in it for him. He kept in touch with me after he graduated, and I was bouncing around schools trying desperately to get kicked out of enough to be returned home.

So, I was nearly sixteen and I had Spring break off. I went to visit him while he was in college. My dad was out of the country working, and I didn't want to deal with amusing myself. Alex let me stay with him. I don't know. I'm not sure at what moment I knew I was in love with him. It wasn't sex even though that was when I convinced him to finally cross that line with me. It took a lot of persuasion too because he was fighting so hard to keep my innocence intact. It was a losing battle. I'd lost it not long after he left school.

I just know that I felt at home in his apartment. Really at home. There was safety and security there that I didn't have at the penthouse I grew up in. There was...something there, and I was a kid. I turned it into love even though I knew he wasn't in love with me. How could he be? I was still a kid with a hero worship crush. He didn't really believe in love, not the kind of love I did, because that wasn't how Luthor's did love.

At some point during those two weeks I realized I was in love with him. I never told him. Maybe he knew, or maybe he was oblivious. I knew if I confessed he would have slammed up walls around his heart, and our relationship would become complicated. It would probably not have survived the tests of time and circumstance.

The love I felt for him twisted and turned into something different. Still meaningful and powerful, but I grew up and I fell in love with other people. I experienced broken hearts and all the stuff that comes with being truthful about your feelings for someone. Eventually I ended up back on his doorstep. I had lost four years of my memory, and he swooped in to take care of me even though things were already fucked up for him. He says I saved him because I reminded him of the part of himself he was trying to destroy. The part of himself that wasn't caught up in being a Luthor. He gave me a home again, and I felt safe and secure. My memory came back, and I realized that in all those years one thing that had remained constant was that home for me was wherever Alexander Luthor happened to be.

That's when I knew I was in love with him and always would be.

1. October 2, 1997

Alexander,
Thanks for the help with my chemistry test. I passed just like you said I would.

Love,

Harry


2. December 22, 1999

Alex,

Last night was amazing. Thanks for making it perfect.

Love,

Harry.

3. December 25, 2000

Alex,
Merry Christmas. Your present is in your bedroom. Come unwrap me.

Love,

Harry

4. May 30, 2003

Alex,

Promise you'll wear your seatbelt when you drive it.

Love,
Harry


5. July 15, 2004

Alex,

I miss you. I was in Rio this past weekend and all I could think about was you. I hope things are good where you are.

Love,

Harry

6. March 27, 2005,

Alex,

I can't believe my birthday gift. How the fuck did you know? Right, you're the genius. You know everything. I'll thank you properly for it later.

Love,

Harry


7. February 14, 2008

Alex,

I've hidden your work computer somewhere in the mansion. Funny enough, I've hidden your Valentine's Day presents as well. Good luck finding them.

Love,

Harry

P.S. You're getting warmer.

8. May 30, 2008

Alex,

Happy Birthday. I know we have a party planned this weekend, but I've arranged a private celebration next week. I love you.

Love,

Harry

9. June 24, 2008

Dear Alex,

I've been very very bad. I think you need to punish me. Catch me if you can.

Love,

Harry


10. September 27, 2008

Dear Alex,

I love you more than Cookie Crisp.

Love,

Harry

OMG ALEX, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!


You can boldly go where many no man has gone before.

1. He's a genius.
2. He's a geek.
3. There is no one who is more fun than he is.
4. He doesn't want to change me.
5. We have the most functional friendship and relationship of anyone we're in therapy with.
6. He spoils me.
7. He trusts me.
8. There is very little he'll say no to trying once.
9. He knows what I need always.
10. He's hilarious.

1. History has a way of repeating itself.
2. We travel a lot.
3. Having heirs is overrated.
4. Some family lines should simply end.
5. I'm no where near mature enough to be a father.
6. Kids require an amazing amount of patience that well we don't always display.
7. We have a hard enough time sharing our toys with each other.
8. The world can be very unkind to families that are different.
9. They don't make Armani diapers.
10. Alex hasn't finished raising me yet.

1. Boarding school
2. Drug abuse
3. His driving
4. His father
5. My father
6. His lethal brunettes
7. My suicide attempts
8. His mental hospital visits
9. My mental hospital visits
10. Our father's dying.

The Rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks!

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Me + Nsync's Greatest Hits + really good local weed + wine from Alex's personal stash = SUP BITCHES.

001.	Birth.	002.	Death.	003.	Angry.	004.	Awake.	005.	Ball.
006.	Books.	007.	Bound.	008.	Butterfly.	009.	Champagne.	010.	Choice.
011.	Confused.	012.	Curse.	013.	Dawn.	014.	Dusk.	015.	Midnight.
016.	Universe.	017.	First Kiss.	018.	Embarrassed.	019.	Exhausted.	020.	Fireflies.
021.	Flirty.	022.	Ghost.	023.	Gold.	024.	Silver.	025.	Intimidated.
026.	Happy.	027.	Hero.	028.	Villain.	029.	Lonely.	030.	Love Letters.
031.	Messenger.	032.	Mischievous.	033.	Moment.	034.	Months.	035.	Music.
036.	Nature.	037.	Nostalgic.	038.	Poison.	039.	Predatory.	040.	Restless.
041.	Sphinx.	042.	Sunrise.	043.	Sunset.	044.	Runaway.	045.	Shadow.
046.	Sleep.	047.	Spanking.	048.	Thankful.	049.	Treasure.	050.	Vulnerable.

		I will marry Remus.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Rio in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 3 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Purple Lamborghini.
		I will spend my days as a Exotic dancer, and live happily ever after.

Baby, at least the car was purple in your honor. Remus, you can keep Sirius in the marriage if I can keep Alex.

01) Are you involved with anyone?: Yeah

02) Where do you wish you were right now?: Distracting Alex from his papers, but hahaha yeah that won't work.

03) What should you be doing right now?: Being very very quiet while Lex has his coffee and reads the papers.

04) Does sex mean love?: Nope

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My Personality

Neuroticism	27
Extraversion	92
Openness to Experience	90
Agreeableness	71
Conscientiousness	56

You do not feel nervous in social situations, and have a good impression of what others think of you, however you experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much. You find helping other people genuinely rewarding and are generally willing to assist those who are in need. You find that doing things for others is a form of self-fulfillment rather than self-sacrifice, however you do not enjoy confrontation, but you will stand up for yourself or push your point if you feel it is important. You are well-organized and like to live according to routines and schedules. Often you will keep lists and make plans.

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1. Someone who made my father proud.
2. A proper heir.
3. A Scientist.
4. A fireman.
5. An artist.
6. Loved.
7. Wanted.
8. Successful.
9. Worthwhile.
10. Happy.

He's dressed as Anakin Skywalker, before his days of being Vader. There is a custom costume though made of fabrics that won't make Harry crawl out of his skin. When you have money to burn tailors can take a basic design from the costume stores and make it better. There is a costume lightsaber that was actually used in the movie. He and Alex really are that big of geeks. He even has a quality hair extension for the braid. Take a lesson from him, Brit Brit, only have good extensions put in or you'll look tacky.

They bought the resort. Well, technically Alex bought it once they got the puppies and Harry seemed happy at the beach. He spoils him, Harry knows it, but he's grateful for the reprieve from the cows. That was going to drive him insane.

The dual castles have been decorated with tons of purple and silver streamers and balloons. Childish and not typical of a Luthor party, but this is what you get when Harry is hosting. He has a special birthday gift for him, but he's waiting until after the party to give it.

There is a room set up for presents. There is food and bars both out in the cabanas and in the castles. There is also waiters and chefs willing to get you anything and everything you need. For the sun allergy guests there is animal blood as well as human that was legally attained. All you have to do is discreetly ask Harry or Lex for it. They won't spill your secrets.

Harry can be found making his rounds at the party. It's not hard to spot him. He's the guy who has been told more than once if he pokes someone with that lightsaber, Alex is taking it away, and he insists on calling Alex-Wan Kenobi master.

Okay so here is the deal. With conflicting schedules and the fact that we can't expand threads, this post will be here to link every party post that comes in. If you're attending the party then post a simple intro to arriving at the party and then comment here so I can edit the post with it. Then as people want to interact with each other, they can simply click on the link to the person they are looking for. Your inbox will only be flooded with the tags of threads you are in. Awesome right?

Here is where the party is. Transportation was arranged for anyone who needed it. Windows have been changed out with special glass cause the billionaires aim to please even the sun allergy guests. The party begins after sunset so arrive in costume and have fun. We can obviously do these threads in slow time bendy time as well so everyone can have a chance to play. I'll be editing this post as people post their comments to their posts. Awesome? Awesome.


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Ten things you will never tell your partner. (Lock it if you don't want them to see it)
I don't lock things because the reason I won't say these is because they are not true. The end.

1. I don't love you anymore.
2. You could do better than me.
3. I can't live with you doing....
4. I think the people in Smallville are absolutely right about you.
5. I understand why your ex-wives did what they did.
6. Sure you can replace my closet with purple clothes.
7. This isn't working.
8. You're totally right, the Porsche is the superior automobile.
9. I know I'm sober, but you should drive anyway.
10. Your father was right.


Ten things you never want to hear your partner say to you.

1. Get out and stay out.
2. Your father was right about you.
3. You're more trouble than you're worth.
4. Fuck traveling, Smallville is home.
5. I've met someone else.
6. I can't do this anymore.
7. I'm getting married, her name is...
8. Grow up because I'm sick of this.
9. I painted your Aston purple.
10. I need a relationship I can be public with, Harry. You're not my ticket to the White House. You're a liability.

Ten issues you think you and your partner need to work on.

LMFAO You know what? I can't think of ten. The fact we may be the most functional couple here is FRIGHTENING.

Ten little ways you show your partner you care.

1. I leave the gel out of my hair sometimes.
2. Stealing his paperwork to make him eat something.
3. Turning the Ipod down when he's busy.
4. Throwing people out of the castle because they don't have the manners to knock first.
5. Sing to him.
6. Trusting him when he doesn't trust himself.
7. Obeying when he really needs me too.
8. Feed him ice cream.
9. Body massages for the win.
10. Making him play with me when he is so stressed out he's about to lose his mind.

1) Are you an Aunt/Uncle?

Nah. I'm an only child.

2) Can you do a cartwheel?

Yeah totally.

3) What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?

Buffy the vampire layer :D No, seriously. The movie room at the Castle counts as a cinema so whatever.

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So, here's the deal. Alex is going to be turning 28 on Friday. I was kind of hard pressed on what to do for his birthday, and then it occurred to me that the answer was right here in front of me. Special shot out to our resident "Remus Lupin" for the idea actually.

Costume party! Friday, May 30th. I'll be happy to pay for the cost of anyone who wants to attend. Give me a day or two to find the proper place for it. I'd say the castle in Smallville, but honestly you'll be glad I want to avoid bringing you guys to Kansas. Trust me.

RSVP here. Especially if you'll need transportation ect. Look at it this way, it's a chance to wear costumes (Hi Remus) and free booze and food plus killer accommodations for the weekend. I'll edit this with the location once I find it. Costumes are absolutely required for Friday night, but the rest of the weekend wear whatever you want.

Everyone is invited :D

Also, if any of you try to knock him out, kidnap him, yadda yadda I will make an example of you. Otherwise, have a blast.

Here. No worries for those with severe sun allergies. I've requested major thick drapes to be put in the rooms and the party will be after sunset anyway. It's all good.

What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Cow tipping. I NEED OUT OF KANSAS, ALEX.

Are you dating the last person you kissed?
Sure let's call it dating.

What are you like when you're drunk?
Depends. I can be a lot of fun, or someone you want to avoid. Emotional works.

Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Gross.

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